March 2012
clavicola:
“Shinji stop dressing like your age you look like you could be my grandmother” says my dad whilst wearing an Indiana Jones hat and smoking a cigar.
deadsurfers:
I’m your little scarlet, starlet, singin’ in the garden. Kiss me on my open mouth.
I guess my school doesn't like gender equality...
Watcht0tallyradical:
Lol
this is porn.
cemerie:
do u ever feel like ur life is just a series of mistakes and then the time in between is just spent rectifying those mistakes
Let's all join together in mutual hatred against...
kittyxvx:
(Trigger Warning: Rape and police brutality.)Police officer punches rape victim in the face and then brags about it.
the-cunt-crystal:
nefariousnewt:
When officers arrived, Gibson said she was hiding in a closet naked. She said the officers ordered her to leave the closet.
“I told them what had just happened to me and I asked for a female officer and the officer said I didn’t...
poehlerization:
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
pedantists:
i hope rick santorum doesn’t get to finish telling dora what his favorite part of the episode is before she cuts him off
PASSING THIS SHOULD BE A PREREQUISITE BEFORE GETTING INVOLVED WITH HEATED ARGUMENTS ON TUMBLR
Lol people in my honors bio class are always complaining about the amount of homework we do
I’m like…you signed up for an advanced class, you should expect a lot of homework.
and it’s not even that bad. I’m a completely average student and I’ve managed an A.
I really hate my new math and art classes this semester. I wish I could go back to before.
I am surrounded by people with no taste in those classes. It’s terrible.
February 2012
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pfefferi:
on a scale of cory to party rock how in the house are you
“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via modernmethadone)
The most judgmental people are those who think highest of themselves.
Everyone says that “girls are so much meaner than boys” but I have to disagree. Sure, there are girls that are really manipulating and can be harsh, and that’s because girls know what will make you feel bad about yourself. Most of the girls are very aware of other people. The nicely predisposed girls are really nice and make an effort not to hurt your feelings, others will say...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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Glasses make me look like Woody Allen.
“In August of 1990 I found myself laying on my stomach in the woods with a pair...”
– Kathleen Hanna, Our Hit Parade (via grrrlstudies)
I plan on getting a ‘god is gay’ tattoo
(via girlsgetbusyzine)
This is why Nate always buys Canadian Club
(via psychotropicpolitics)
-Anna
(via rookiemag)
